This Just In!: Annabelle Sucks
Yes, I watched it. But I don’t want to write a review for diluted PG-13 Horror garbage. I don’t mind the rating(Edit: Turns out, it’s rated R. I really don’t know why though. I actually lost a bet to a friend that it was PG-13). I don’t mind Horror. I love Horror! In film of, course.
But when it’s diluted, well then that says it all doesn’t it?
It gets boring coming up with different ways to indirectly insult the movie a lot of people put time and effort into and it’s too easy. I’m faceless and behind a computer, pointing a digital finger at a bunch of people who may have just had this thing tossed in their lap.
I’ve read too many “WTF IS THISS? KILL URSELF FAG THIS WRIDING SUX” to not understand that other people just mercilessly picking at your work is not only insulting, it’s out-of-the way nonconstructive and doesn’t serve a purpose.
With that in mind, I don’t think anybody should see a movie that seems to take from a bunch of other films, add nothing new, and shoo you out after a forced ending that couldn’t have even been entertaining to write. I don’t want you to spend money on this, is what I’m saying. But that doesn’t mean this movie is offensively bad, it just doesn’t deserve your time or money.
The Conjuring was done on a 20 million dollar budget to an over 300 million dollar gross. It was PG-13 yet pretty darn good if I do say so. So it’s only natural a sequel would be in order. So while a sequel has been “ordered,” don’t be fooled- this is the spinoff to The Conjuring. So don’t get too disappointed that the “Sequel sucked” cuz this ain’t it.
Just like this ain’t a review, It’s a warning. Don’t support crappy Horror just because you want a good one so bad.
Fun fact, lead actress name of the film is actually Annabelle herself. Just sayin’.