Happy Halloween, I’m damaged!
Archive for October, 2016
Here’s a quick one. We’ve all got defects. I know I may seem perfect but then you get a good look at my face and I look like Violet Beauregard’s brother, Cherry. Or Strawberry. Or Tomato. Yeah, Tomato Beauregard. Let’s go with that.
Bollywood is the Hindi Hollywood. Yeah, can you believe that? They produce more films each year than Americans do. Do they suck as often? Well, that’s up to you. Singham is one of those movies and it’s needs to be thoroughly examined. Within seven minutes or so anyway.
Title says it all.
Power Rangers is Hollywood’s next big “Realified” project; AKA, we somehow make teenagers with superpowers and dinosaur robots bland and boring in an attempt to be realistic. Why bother being “realistic?” We’ve got to stretch this franchise out, man! THE KIDS WANT SLOW BEGINNINGS AND AMPLE BACKSTORY, C’MON.
Also, this the channel trailer as well.
You shouldn’t have to be featured on your MASSIVE deathbed as a freak-of-the-week on TLC to say “Hey, maybe I should have done a couple jumping jacks when my legs could support my body.”
And you don’t need to worry about being a muscle bound weirdo who walks around like the reflection of a funhouse mirror unless you’re making it a lifestyle choice.
You don’t have to be Captain America, just do some stretches, drink a little more water, and go from there. you’ll like how it feels.
I don’t like famous people manipulating others into voting for their candidate and I really hate Bill Maher’s nose. Now that I’ve made this, I’m immediately sick of the election.
If you don’t know who Bill Maher is, he’s a comedian who also thinks he’s got the best idea on what the country should do with itself. This is not unlike a science-fiction author starting a religion people actually put stock in.
Maher is also a great example of what happens when evolution spawns a nose first and decides to ‘wing it’ from there.