Archive for November, 2016

Amber Heard Wants Your Attention

Posted in Videos! with tags on 11/28/2016 by Taylor

Celebrity news generally doesn’t catch my attention aside from being posted on every public, visible space. But Amber Heard’s PSA that’s cries for women to support her as she pretends to support them is just kind of…aggravating.

CARS 3 Cashes in on Death

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , , on 11/24/2016 by Taylor

People are freaking out about the new Cars 3 trailer but I’m just some dude trying to make it in this crazy mixed up world, ya feel?

Buzzfeed Doesn’t Understand Sitting

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , on 11/22/2016 by Taylor

Buzzfeed was performing their experiment of “manspreading” wherein a man takes up too much space in public with no consideration for those around them. Little did they know, men are also perverts who get off on having their crotches filmed by random women. Checkmate, ladies.

I Watched Netflix’s Luke Cage

Posted in Reviews!, Videos! with tags , , , , on 11/20/2016 by Taylor

One episode is all I could get through. At least there’s WestWorld and a friend just recommended Black Mirror. Liking both of those.

Show Wrestling Respect (NO HOMO)

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , on 11/17/2016 by Taylor

Lubed-up millionaires rolling around with each other in their underwear has been happening for years. No, I’m not talking about Bohemian Grove get-togethers, I’m talking about wrestling. It’s apparently not going anywhere so you might as well respect it brrrrother.

Multiple Man Love

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , , , , on 11/15/2016 by Taylor

Funny how we keep having to relive Mystique, Wolverine and Magneto being all moody and misty in ten different movies when they’ve got a GOLDMINE of a character to mess with. You know what, Fox? Just DON’T. You’ve done enough damage and my soul can’t take anymore.

3,000 People Dying is Apparently Better Than Trump

Posted in Videos! with tags , , on 11/12/2016 by Taylor

“My kids are even scared of Donald Trump. What am I supposed to tell them now that I’ve scared the piss out of them with nightmarish detail of what a terrible president he’ll be?”

The real question is, now that Trump is as bad as 9/11, does that mean “literally Hitler” has gone out of fashion? Focus, people.