Archive for December, 2016

The 16 Best Things in 2016

Posted in Videos! with tags on 12/31/2016 by McCutcheon

2016 kicked a lot of people’s balls in, for better and for worse. But here are some good things about it. At least for me anyway. This video may be too long for people named Garrett and Sallie.

Lena Dunham is like, SOOO Cool with Abortion

Posted in Videos! with tags , on 12/28/2016 by McCutcheon

When you or I say stupid stuff to fit in, we might elaborate on a story we’re telling or say we’ve listened to a band we’ve never actually heard of. When Lena Dunham says stupid stuff to fit in, she talks about wishing she had a pregnancy to terminate. WhOOoOaa! Edgy!

“OOOH giiiirl, you’ll never just where I came from! The abortion clinic! Yes way! Totes amazeballs, I hardly felt a thing even though I kinda wish I woulda, just to get the full experience, ya know??”

Uncharted 5: Nathan Drake Line-O-Rama

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , on 12/25/2016 by McCutcheon

I only played the fourth one and this is what I got from it. Always remember that when your life is in danger, be sure to have a “HEH. [ENTER QUIP HERE]” so you can do your adventuring in style.

Adam Saleh is an Idiot

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , on 12/24/2016 by McCutcheon

Famous Pranky Prank man Adam Saleh was kicked off a Delta plane (while it was still on the ground) and is claiming racism. Every single other person says differently.

Delta may have racist people working for them but that doesn’t mean Adam Saleh isn’t a fame whore with a victim complex. Don’t believe him.

Does Anybody Else Think ‘Rogue One’ Wasn’t Great?

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , on 12/22/2016 by McCutcheon

I seem to be the only one who was kinda let down by it.

MBTI: When They’re Not Actually That Type

Posted in MBTI Artisans, MBTI Guardians, MBTI Idealists, MBTI Rationals, MBTI Stuff, MBTI Whatever with tags , on 12/20/2016 by McCutcheon

There’s a lot more to say about this topic but I tried to keep it short and stay on track for once.

Shout out to Carolyn, whose name I mentioned and then edited out for time. BOW TO MY SUPREME KNOWLEDGE.

Commercials Think They Know My Life

Posted in Videos! with tags , , on 12/20/2016 by McCutcheon

Am I being a bit dramatic with this one? Yes. But then again, so are the companies making these miniature soap operas to get you to buy their multi-flavored corn syrup and 5000 dollar doodle pads.

1/3 Movie Trailers, 2/3 Schumer Barbie

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , on 12/16/2016 by McCutcheon

That is my recipe for a lackluster Youtube video. Add a poorly put-together thumbnail for that finishing touch.

Nobody’s Boycotting Star Wars

Posted in Videos! with tags , , on 12/13/2016 by McCutcheon

What a nice little thing the writers thought they could jam into a series they don’t own. And what a precious idea that we should all just freak out about it.

No, I’m not boycotting Star Wars and no, the writers’ intended message won’t taint the actual story of good versus evil.

Punching Upward with 300 Subs

Posted in Videos! on 12/12/2016 by McCutcheon

It’s not much to Pewdieguy and it’s probably not even much to you, but I’m pretty much a hobo of Youtube so this matters to me and I’m surprised there are this many people watching. I’m just glad I haven’t had to be one of those creators that goes around leaving milquetoast comments just to get you to subscribe to them.

“Hey, great thing video you made here! I really love it! If you don’t mind, come and check out MY GARBAGE!”

Maybe in the future.