Archive for the Whatever Category

“Mirrored”- An Examination of Venom Snake’s Fate Through Nietzsche

Posted in Whatever with tags , , , on 01/17/2018 by Taylor

Well, seeing as how I haven’t been using the site much the past year or so I don’t think anyone would mind if I popped out another Metal Gear Solid baby.

But in the off chance you’re not a fan of the series and decide to read anyway, hopefully you’ll get something out of it all the same. Just know there are spoilers ahead and the post itself may require knowledge of the series, in particular, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

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If Frodo got the Treatment Luke did in ‘The Last Jedi’

Posted in Whatever with tags on 01/04/2018 by Taylor

We’ll call this “The Lord of the Rings, Chapter VIII: The Last Ring-Bearer” and the following is written by the executive producer overseeing “quality control.”

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E. (Instrumental)

Posted in Videos!, Whatever with tags , , on 08/12/2016 by Taylor

You didn’t ask for it, but here’s more anyway.


Dig It (Another Song)

Posted in Videos!, Whatever with tags , , on 08/05/2016 by Taylor

I made another song. If you like The Warriors then like, check this out.


Black-Hearted Diamond Dogs (I made a song)

Posted in Videos!, Whatever with tags , , , , on 08/03/2016 by Taylor

Music by me inspired by Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. The wails and echoes are taken from “Ghost Tape #10” which is not only insanely creepy, it’s got a highly interesting backstory and seemed to fit well with the life of Venom, Kaz, Ocelot, and the rest of the Diamond Dogs.


MBTI: Star Wars

Posted in Whatever with tags , on 12/18/2015 by Taylor


So I’ve been gone for a bit, I know.

I’ve noticed a pattern with myself and Zombies Ruin Everything. I dig in, write nonstop for a few months and then I stop and I’m fine with not doing anything with it for three months or so. I don’t plan this out, but I can’t keep writing when I don’t want to write. That being said, I’m working on a new screenplay that I may or may not post here when I’m done writing that, which is what’s been taking up my time when I’m on butt and on the computer. There’s not really an audience since I’ve mostly become known for MBTI stuff but we’ll see how it goes.

ANYWAY, the new Star Wars is out and since the layout of the site is so simple, it’s much easier for me to collect on the characters in a single post than for you to search through the archives for them.

Fun fact, I was one of the thousands (Just one) of people that sent in recorded auditions for the role of Finn in The Force Awakens. Clearly, I didn’t get it but I do have a clip of myself watching the movie. I’m on the right, Bryce is on the left .

Let me know what you think of the movie.

MBTI: Darth Vader- ISTJ              MBTI: Luke Skywalker- INFP

MBTI: Leia Organa- ESTJ              MBTI: Obi-Wan Kenobi- ENFJ

MBTI: Han Solo- ISTP                    MBTI: C-3PO- ESFJ

MBTI: Yoda- INFJ                           MBTI: Qui-Gon Jinn- ENFP

MBTI: Can Chewbacca be Typed?

MBTI: Jedi and Sith- Feelers and Thinkers

MBTI: The Types (of Types) of Heroes

MBTI: The Types (of Types) of Villains

5 Reasons George Lucas Needed to Make the Prequels Regardless of How Much They Sucked

Theory: All the Jedi Had to Die


Spoilerific Thoughts on The Force Awakens

Posted in Whatever with tags , on 12/18/2015 by Taylor


Warning! Spoilers ahead!

Wow, I can’t believe Jar Jar is in this one!

Just kidding. So now that I’ve written the review for The Force Awakens and told you pretty much nothing about what’s on screen, this post is focused on thoughts I had about the movie that leave no spoiling stone unturned. If you’ve watched the movie, keep reading. If you don’t want anything ruined- do the opposite of keeping reading. Continue reading