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Please Don’t be Mad

Posted in Whatever with tags , , on 08/17/2012 by Taylor Holt

Here’s a short list of why you shouldn’t be mad:

  • You don’t know why you should be mad yet.
  • You are a kind soul.
  • You don’t care that much about movie reviews to begin with and you found this site on accident.

…But dang it, I don’t have time to write a review today of either The Expendables 2 or ParaNorman. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s that the universe is trying to keep us apart. I’m being serious, I sat down to write both reviews and the universe just looked me in the face and said “No.” Then he made me say an oath to a green power source and made me wear a fruity ring. Now anytime I touch a banana or a pencil I get weak and need to take a nap. Then he made me show up in this ridiculously expensive movie that tried to shove all seventy years of continuity into an hour and half. Nobody liked it, but hey the sequel’s already written.

Expect late reviews on both, the universe be damned!

Okay, maybe not damned


I just showed you a clip of Green Lantern so now you can be mad.