Archive for movies

Dear Whitey McCrackerBread

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , on 02/14/2017 by Taylor

Dear White People was a decent movie that, for some reason, is now being adapted into a show. Aside from how lazy that is, the trailer for it, and at least one of the writers, isn’t doing it any favors.

I don’t care if people watch it or not, but BY GOD will I exercise my right to complain about it.

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Multiple Man Love

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , , , , on 11/15/2016 by Taylor

Funny how we keep having to relive Mystique, Wolverine and Magneto being all moody and misty in ten different movies when they’ve got a GOLDMINE of a character to mess with. You know what, Fox? Just DON’T. You’ve done enough damage and my soul can’t take anymore.

SINGHAM!

Posted in Reviews!, Videos! with tags , , , on 10/27/2016 by Taylor

Bollywood is the Hindi Hollywood. Yeah, can you believe that? They produce more films each year than Americans do. Do they suck as often? Well, that’s up to you. Singham is one of those movies and it’s needs to be thoroughly examined. Within seven minutes or so anyway.

Breaking Up With Iceman

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , , on 09/21/2016 by Taylor

It’s been a long road for my gay, iced-up homey but me and he are just gonna have to call it quits. I hate to say it, he just doesn’t do it for me anymore. I’ve moved onto guys who KNOW how to use their sweet ice powers and set their aspirations higher than some pencil pushing accountant!

I’m Sick of Hearing About The Next Big Thing

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , on 09/05/2016 by Taylor

Topic by Bryce Waller, who “likes his ladies like he likes his Mercedes” whatever that means.

We’re overloaded with information these days and it’s taking the fun out of entertainment, which is, in fact, entertainment’s main goal. We can slow down. There’s a better title in there somewhere but I can’t think of it.

I’m Not Done with Suicide Squad

Posted in Reviews!, Videos! with tags , , , , , , on 08/10/2016 by Taylor

Though they should have been taking out despotic rulers guarded by super assassins, the #Sqwad spent their time accidentally meeting up with the Joker for a few minutes and going to the Enchantress light show. Maybe next time?

Suicide Squad was Cool. Maybe Too Cool

Posted in Reviews!, Videos! with tags , , , , , on 08/08/2016 by Taylor

I think this was my longest video ever before I got to editing this beast. So many conflicting thoughts on what is and what shoulda been. Ultimately we got what everybody inferred from the original picture released; Garbage Pail Expendables.