This wasn’t a problem a decade ago. Who can I blame that isn’t me?
Archive for rants
Phone Culture
Posted in Videos! with tags life, Phones, rants on 09/08/2016 by McCutcheonDon’t Talk In My Movie You Idiot Teenagers
Posted in Videos! with tags don't breathe movie, people talking in movies, rants on 08/26/2016 by McCutcheonAs if you needed another reason to stay home instead of going to the theater, the teenagers in my screening of “Don’t Breathe” had me sympathizing with the blind antagonist of the movie, hoping he would strangle the kids who had done him wrong.
Review up later today.
Stop Calling Yourself A “Gamer”
Posted in Videos! with tags gamers, gaming, rants, video games on 08/22/2016 by McCutcheonAthletes have the prestige of being athletic (at least if they’re worth anything on the field) while people good enough can go onto be professional athletes. Good for them.
So-called “gamers” have the prestige of…gaming? It doesn’t really carry the same tune to it and there’s no reason to fight for change on this so let’s just drop it. Uh, yes, playing is fun and it can easily get competitive without going professional but it’s not a way to describe yourself. Play all you want, but you’ve got a lot more going for you than to be defined by “gaming.”
3D Movies Are Just Terrible in Every Way
Posted in Videos! with tags 3D movies suck, rants, when will they stop making 3D movies? on 06/27/2016 by McCutcheonHollywood loves their trends, from blockbusters every other weekend to using phrases like “We’ve got company!” in every action movie ever.
But 3D sucks. Hollywood will only take their little schemes are far as people let them.
Universal Studios is Serious About Beer
Posted in Videos! with tags rants, Universal Studios on 06/08/2016 by McCutcheonHeaven is a place on earth and it goes by Universal Studios. Until the loser who works at the Simpsons bar refuses to sell me a Duff. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! No? Of course you don’t, I’m a nobody.
Butterbeer is better anyway…
Trolls and Anti-Rape PSAs
Posted in Videos! with tags anti-rape PSAs with celebrities, how to deal with trolls, rants, trolls on 06/06/2016 by McCutcheonWhen someone tells you to “kill urself” online, don’t give them any attention unless you want to get into an argument that has no winner.
When celebrities tell you not to rape, then I guess you should continue not doing it, unless you’re the target demographic. Then sure, give them a listen.
The “#morethanmean” video I talk about can be watched in this link. For the anti-rape PSA (One of them, anyway), click here.
Stand-Up Comedy is Hard
Posted in Videos! with tags rants, Stand up comedy is hard, Tips for doing stand up on 05/18/2016 by McCutcheonIt’s tough, man. Only the strongest survive. The strongest and Amy Schumer anyway.
