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Multiple Man Love

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , , , , on 11/15/2016 by McCutcheon

Funny how we keep having to relive Mystique, Wolverine and Magneto being all moody and misty in ten different movies when they’ve got a GOLDMINE of a character to mess with. You know what, Fox? Just DON’T. You’ve done enough damage and my soul can’t take anymore.

Breaking Up With Iceman

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , , on 09/21/2016 by McCutcheon

It’s been a long road for my gay, iced-up homey but me and he are just gonna have to call it quits. I hate to say it, he just doesn’t do it for me anymore. I’ve moved onto guys who KNOW how to use their sweet ice powers and set their aspirations higher than some pencil pushing accountant!

Cyclops For President, Y’all

Posted in Videos! with tags , , , , on 05/23/2016 by McCutcheon

Ever been out with a group of people and you start to feel embarrassed? Nobody seems to be able to keep it together but you. You can’t help but think, “Am I the only sane one here?”

Welcome to Cyclops’ LIFE.

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time I say the word “dump” in any form.

MBTI: Domino- ISFP

Posted in MBTI Artisans, MBTI Stuff with tags , , , , on 07/21/2015 by McCutcheon

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You don’t know Domino? Yo dog you don’t like the 90s or something? I don’t really either. Not a fan of MC Hammer pants and even being able to slightly relate to people who post “ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS!!!” stuff. Malcolm would be ashamed.

Neena ‘Domino’ Thurman is a mutant with the power to affect probability. Meaning her mutant ability is luck. Her other skills include being sharpshooting, a martial artiste, and generally being awesome. Her personality is ISFP, meaning she is a cat that was given human form. Continue reading

MBTI: JUGGERNAUT- ESTP

Posted in MBTI Artisans, MBTI Stuff with tags , , , on 06/24/2015 by McCutcheon

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YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME CHARLES, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Alright sorry, I felt the urge. While the X-Men movies may be fine with relegating this unstoppable X-Men foe to Vinnie Jones with a stone helmet on, the “real” JUGGERNAUT (Which is spelled wrong if it’s not in all caps) is one that makes everyone tremble when his name is mentioned.

And why wouldn’t you be freaked out? This guy’s body makes no sense. He doesn’t need air/food/water/rest and when he starts moving at all, he can’t be stopped. Cain Marko is one bad dude. Do I need to mention he’s not a mutant? Continue reading

MBTI: Professor X- INFJ

Posted in MBTI Idealists, MBTI Stuff with tags , , , , on 11/18/2014 by McCutcheon

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Fitting the Wise Old Man archetype to a tee, Professor Charles Francis Xavier lives life trying to see a dream through. Or at least he did, before dying a couple years ago. Oh, he’ll be back, don’t worry.

Based on Martin Luther King Jr., Xavier is hoping to see that mutants and humans can one day live in peace with each other and does so under the idea that the only violence needed is to protect the innocent from the more violent antagonists that don’t have the same dream. Continue reading

James Marsden: Hollywood’s Sloppy Seconds

Posted in Whatever with tags , , , , , , , on 06/20/2014 by McCutcheon

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There is such a thing as typecasting. We know this. An actor or actress becomes well known for a certain role and not even casting directors can see past that character even though it’s their friggin’ job.

Sometimes the actor does this to themselves, other times, if they want to work in “the biz” (That’s what I call it), they take what they’re offered. And actor James Marsden has evidently become known for being the other guy the girl doesn’t want. She might think she does at first…but she doesn’t.

And he’s a master at it.

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